Tag: Twisted Bible Stories

Twisted Bible Stories | Jonah: The Petty Prophet

| July 16, 2014 | 0 Comments
Twisted Bible Stories | Jonah: The Petty Prophet

How petty was Jonah? Petty enough to try to escape an omnipresent, omniscient God and then get mad at Him when he showed the same pity, grace, and mercy to 120,000 people and their animals after showing Jonah the same pity, grace, and mercy. I “get” Jonah, but my dude was petty.

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Twisted Bible Stories | Mary Was the Baddest Chick of the Bible

| July 3, 2014 | 0 Comments
Twisted Bible Stories | Mary Was the Baddest Chick of the Bible

Mary was the mother of Jesus (God) and was pretty much the baddest chick of the Bible. She risked her impending marriage and life by saying “Yes” to God…and it changed the world.

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Twisted Bible Stories | Which Jesus – Baby, Cool Dude, or Goon?

| February 19, 2014 | 2 Comments
Twisted Bible Stories | Which Jesus – Baby, Cool Dude, or Goon?

Do you worship the cool, all-loving dude who didn’t pass judgment on people? Or do you worship the goon? Yes, Jesus the Goon. Look into it.

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Twisted Bible Stories: Naomi and Ruth

| February 6, 2014 | 0 Comments
Twisted Bible Stories: Naomi and Ruth

I’m starting what will hopefully be a semi-monthly series about Bible stories that are told with a humorous twist. These are the stories you read about in Sunday School and church, but I can guarantee you they won’t be told the same way. Unless you went to a cool Sunday School class or a cool church, that is.

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