I guess it’s a happy Friday. I guess. Right now, there are clouds overhead, so even they are upset at the news that Wentworth Miller, newly publicly self-outed actor and aesthetic blessing from God, has a boyfriend. I thought that maybe…just MAYBE…anyway.
In political news this week, some ratchet Republican woman said that black people are poor because they eat too much chicken and barbecue. Really. In Christian news, some horny Christian husband with a high libido started ChristianSwingers.com, a site for Christian couples to meet and have sex with people who aren’t their spouses. No, really. And in gay news, Wentworth Miller came out after being invited to do something in Russia, but he said, “As a gay man, I can’t.” I’m proud of him for doing that, and I congratulate him on coming out publicly. I know I have a moment where I break down in the video because my heart just got shattered into a million billion little pieces, but I’m okay now. Mostly. Okay, maybe I’ll be fine in a couple of weeks. I’ll be strong. Because I’m awesome! I’m dynamic! I’M ALL THAT!
::plays “Fool of Me” by Meshell Ndegeocello in a dark room with one lit candle::