Jeremy Meeks Is a Sexy Felon & Men Can’t Stand It
Men are some of the most butt-hurt creations that God has ever assembled. Don’t ever let a man tell you that he is master of his emotions and that nothing gets him down or upset. Point out the recent outrage over women (and certain men) all over the world on the Internet fawning over Jeremy Meeks of Stockton, California. He is a felon who served time before for illegal weapons charges and was arrested for more of those recently. His mugshot was posted on the police department’s Facebook page and the adulation took off from there. Here’s why:
Look, Jeremy, whatever you did can be forgiven and we can move on. I’m sure they’re just hating with those charges anyway. Besides, all I hear is “He was trying to save hungry, needy toddlers with special needs…that’s why he needed those illegal guns.” What’s that? You’ll drop me off at work and I’ll come home on a bus because you stole my car and cleaned out my house while I was gone? It’s fine! You gotta do what you gotta do. I forgive you. For some gray, chiseled, and pouty reason.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I’m more upset than anything that this man is not a full time runway and print model or at least some eye candy actor on a CW teen heartthrob show. How does this happen, world?!
So, anyway, the Internet created a firestorm around this guy based on his mugshot. Now there are donation accounts set up to build up the bail money (I guess, but with it being set at $900,000, we might don’t make it) or put money on his prisoner card, and I really think that’s a bridge gone too far. Now, I don’t mind the jokes and memes created out of this. I’m even okay with women openly lusting and making jokes about his mugshot. Hey, sexy criminals get arrested all the time. There’s even a Tumblr dedicated to them. However, trying to get this guy off knowing nothing about him except how he looks? Let’s everyone just settle down.
And while I’m discussing who needs to settle down, I’d like straight men all over the world to shut up and just take a knee on this one. Let women have their fun. Women can’t enjoy Idris Elba, Tony Goldwyn (Fitz on Scandal), or Joe Manganiello as Alcide in True Blood without y’all getting your boxers in a bunch, but they’re supposed to be okay with you all lusting after every basic woman walking down the street and never letting go of the never-gonna-happen dream of you finally smashing Janet Jackson or Beyonce. Sir. No! Sir, have a seat! Women are just doing what you’re doing.
It doesn’t make a difference if Jeremy Meeks is a felon. Fine is fine is fine. Most women in their right minds are only ogling his face and want nothing more to do with him in life. It’s just something for fun. The difference is that women know when to stop but y’all keep hope alive that Beyonce might show up on your doorstep lost, wet, and half naked and only thank you with sex for a night or two. Let it go and let women go have their fun over this just like you have fun when a female convict’s mugshot shows up somewhere. It’s just fun. Stop hating and making the “Jeremy Meeks is gay” memes. You’re looking petty over something that will never happen. He hasn’t taken all the single women to his planet of sexual delights forever and ever. You can still get chose after you tuck in your petty and your butt hurt. (This includes you, too, local media.)
And here is where things get sticky.
He’s married with kids. Womp womp. LOL
So, now that Jeremy is ovah, we move on to this guy who is allegedly his brother:
With whom did their mother have sex to produce them? Adonis himself? That kid Jesus and Mary Magdalene supposedly had? My goodness. They look like two slices of bread for a mess-up-your-credit-and-life sandwich (and you’d let them do it).