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Bicyclists / Cyclists / Bikers Suck

| June 26, 2014 | 1 Comment
Bicyclists / Cyclists / Bikers Suck

Bikers: SHARE THE ROAD! You’re not better than everyone else just because you ride a bike. Yes, you do cardio every day. Good for you. That doesn’t make you better than anyone else or deserving of rule-bending anymore than it does me for working out 4-5 days a week. You’re not unique, boo.

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Twitter Made Me Outraged, Scared, & (overly) Sensitive

| May 22, 2014 | 0 Comments
Twitter Made Me Outraged, Scared, & (overly) Sensitive

The following is a misogynist, woman-hating, transphobic, racist, homophobic, and unreasonable piece of trash. Enjoy!

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Episode 44 | What the World Needs Now: Sweet Gay Love

| February 28, 2014 | 0 Comments
Episode 44 | What the World Needs Now: Sweet Gay Love

I respond to Dr. James David Manning’s video where he discusses how President Obama is releasing gay “homo demons” into America and is helped along by “white homos” who take black men from black women. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP! I laughed so loudly when I first saw the video. I hope you laugh and nod a lot with this one I made for you. Enjoy and thanks for watching! (Please make sure you like, subscribe, and advertise it.)

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Twisted Bible Stories | Which Jesus – Baby, Cool Dude, or Goon?

| February 19, 2014 | 2 Comments
Twisted Bible Stories | Which Jesus – Baby, Cool Dude, or Goon?

Do you worship the cool, all-loving dude who didn’t pass judgment on people? Or do you worship the goon? Yes, Jesus the Goon. Look into it.

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Twisted Bible Stories: Naomi and Ruth

| February 6, 2014 | 0 Comments
Twisted Bible Stories: Naomi and Ruth

I’m starting what will hopefully be a semi-monthly series about Bible stories that are told with a humorous twist. These are the stories you read about in Sunday School and church, but I can guarantee you they won’t be told the same way. Unless you went to a cool Sunday School class or a cool church, that is.

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5 Reasons Why You’re Going to Hell

| November 20, 2013 | 4 Comments
5 Reasons Why You’re Going to Hell

I decided to look at other Bible verses that tell of ways you all rebel against God while sending yourselves to Hell. If I can reach just one person with the blessing of ministry that this post provides, I know I’ve done well.

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Bradley Manning Sentenced But Obama Remains Free

| August 21, 2013 | 1 Comment
Bradley Manning Sentenced But Obama Remains Free

Bradley Manning, a gay, atheist, and innocent bright-eyed young man with a bright future ahead of him, was sentenced to 35 years in prison for blowing the whistle on the sins and outright egregiously bad behavior of the Obama Administration. This man was sentenced to prison after being abused like a prisoner in Abu Ghraib and made to go through an excruciating trial where he was embarrassed in front of the entire Pentagon War Department Citizen Tribunal and world.

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Keene Point of View 04052013

| April 5, 2013 | 0 Comments

HAPPY FRIDAY! This week I’m not talmbout Scandal because Comcast sucks and my DVR “lost” the episode it said it was recording! In other news – Fred Luter (Southern Baptist Convention President) is focused on the wrong things, North Carolina tried to establish their own official religion, and I do an in-depth analysis on EJ, […]

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Coffee

| August 17, 2012 | 0 Comments
Coffee

Some call it swill. Others prefer chai lattes. I was the in the latter group until about April, I believe. Maybe it was May. All I know is that I am now a coffee drinker. I was first introduced to it by my current manager on my project who bought me a blonde roast with […]

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How to Lose Me In 10 Days

| March 23, 2012 | 0 Comments

Gather ’round, youngins, I’ll tell you a tale. A tale of how a woman lost her chance at getting the draws in only ten days. Shannon tried his best to be a good guy. He liked dating and really liked having sex, but he knew it was best to wait it out. He hadn’t waited […]

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