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Fat

| September 3, 2014 | 3 Comments
Fat

I felt okay aside from back problems and XL shirts fitting too tightly. Then the elevators at work would do that “reset” thing whenever I stepped on board. Oh, and there was the problem of sweating after bending over and coming back up. Lest I forget the time I tried to have someone carry me and almost broke their back. Finally, I remember the many, many times I would reject someone because they weren’t fit enough and I wondered why I would attract someone like that when I didn’t look like that (obese).

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Chris Christie: Shots Fired

| May 7, 2013 | 0 Comments
Chris Christie: Shots Fired

If American voters have proven anything since 1913, it’s that they don’t like fat Presidents. Armed with this knowledge, Chris Christie took it upon himself to lose weight (presumably at the insistence of his family who begged him to lose weight JUST NOW in 2013, THE YEAR BEFORE HE STARTS OPENLY SHOPPING FOR THE OFFICE […]

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