Tag: Spain

Florida Gotta Go!

| August 7, 2013 | 1 Comment
Florida Gotta Go!

HRH King Juan Carlos I, Your Majesty, I come bearing a special request. Could you see to it that Spain retakes Florida? Please? On behalf of the United States of America, I implore you to forgive us for our transgression of negotiating Florida’s land for letting go of Texas. We got Texas in the end, […]

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Can We Give Florida Back to Spain?

| July 16, 2013 | 0 Comments
Can We Give Florida Back to Spain?

Spain, come collect your land, please. Florida has got to go. George Zimmerman got off scot-free for killing an unarmed teenager, Trayvon Martin, after suspecting him of being up to no good so much that Zimmerman called 911, pursued Trayvon (while carrying a loaded gun, which he wasn’t supposed to have on him in his capacity as Neighborhood watchman), ignored the […]

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