Do you like Bible stories or wish they were just more interesting than what you remember from growing up? Well, take a look at Twisted Bible Stories from Keene Point of View. This one is about King Saul, who was Israel’s first king. He was handsome, dark, tall, rich, and possibly spoiled. The Bible isn’t clear on that, but that’s my take on it. Have at it!
Do you like Bible stories or wish they were just more interesting than what you remember from growing up? Well, take a look at Twisted Bible Stories from Keene Point of View. This one is about Jael, the woman who single-handedly gave the Hebrews a victory over Canaan without really trying.
How petty was Jonah? Petty enough to try to escape an omnipresent, omniscient God and then get mad at Him when he showed the same pity, grace, and mercy to 120,000 people and their animals after showing Jonah the same pity, grace, and mercy. I “get” Jonah, but my dude was petty.
Mary was the mother of Jesus (God) and was pretty much the baddest chick of the Bible. She risked her impending marriage and life by saying “Yes” to God…and it changed the world.
Do you worship the cool, all-loving dude who didn’t pass judgment on people? Or do you worship the goon? Yes, Jesus the Goon. Look into it.
I’m starting what will hopefully be a semi-monthly series about Bible stories that are told with a humorous twist. These are the stories you read about in Sunday School and church, but I can guarantee you they won’t be told the same way. Unless you went to a cool Sunday School class or a cool church, that is.